L1: You agree that there are chill creatures in both sexes, yes?
L2: Yes.
L1: You also agree that both sexes have their own share of assholes?
L2: Yeah.
L1: Then why do you treat G1 like an asshole?
(G1 happens to be close friends with L1)
L2: ...because he's an asshole..
L1: Come on he's nice.
L2: No, he's nice to you. G1 is a dick to everyone else.
L1: You can't know that.
A beat passes, while L2 just looks at L1.
L1: Of course you do. I forgot who I was talking to.